Movie Night VI: Direct to DVD

[unrecovered]

Who| Wash and anyone who wants to join
What| Movie night!
Where| The same lounge it's always in
When| After Time Ripples, Mind Slayer, and Wash Dies At The End
Warnings/Notes| Yet another classic!

It's been an odd few weeks, to say the least. Wash barely waits to be out of the hospital before he heads to the lounge to set up a movie night. He's had a request for a classic, and he'd managed to get in an order for the film before everything had gone batshit insane, so it's already arrived and he's just about ready to go.

The usual snacks and drinks are set up, along with a few mugs and goblets that are a little closer to theme. There's also the usual sofas and couches, draped with blankets and with bean bag chairs strewn around around the room. The usual sign hangs outside the door, with the movie's MPAA rating and a brief summary of the movie's plot, along with the usual note: Movie night is neutral territory.

The movie tonight, of course, is The Princess Bride.

Comments

[justice_from_above]

Fareeha gives Roadhog a lightly confused look for a moment, before something seems to dawn on her and she sits back in her seat and laughs,

"Yes, you're right!"

When she catches Junkrat's look, she gives him a shrug and a bemused smile. "Swamp scene."

However much else of the movie he does or does not catch, she seems pretty determined to get him to see that bit.

[snoutback]

Mm, so she was aware she was dating a giant pest. Roadhog chuckles darkly as he languidly reaches over to his clueless partner, proceeding to yank him down onto the open cushion by the seat of his capris.

"You get stabbed by the main cunt."

Better not set his expectations high.

[muroieda]

Excuse you: married to a giant pest. There's a soft grunt when Roadhog pulls him into a seat, and lets out a distressed whine when spoilers are imparted upon him.

"Fareeha!" he yelps, whipping around to give her a brokenhearted look. You said that he would like that scene!

[justice_from_above]

She looks over, a little confused and bewildered. Was he complaining because Roadhog dragged him onto the couch, or ... oh, the scene? She chuckles and gives him a mischievous grin.

"Don't worry, I won't let anyone stab you."

[snoutback]

"Several times."

Roadhog adds, reveling in the anguished cry.

"With a sword."

[muroieda]

Junkrat squeaks, quickly curling up against Fareeha and tucking his head under her chin, as if he were scared of the non-threat. Given the difference in their size: yes, it looks absolutely ridiculous.

[justice_from_above]

She hooks an arm around him and pulls him in close.

"He'd have to get through me first, sweetie." She gives Roadhog a little grin over the top of Junkrat's head.

[snoutback]

That's cute, but the rat puppet is still going to cark it; Roadhog merely rolls his eyes and lets his cheek drop against the top of the closed fist he has propped on the armrest, shifting away from the commencing shmoop.

[muroieda]

"Given who we're talking about, that wouldn't be that difficult. Still--"

Junkrat lifts up his leg and presses the business end of his peg leg against the side of Roadhog's snout. He doesn't press all that hard--with Roadhog's mask hitched up enough for him to eat, it'd be too easy to dislodge it, and Junkrat would very much like to avoid that.

"--wouldn't make him any less of a grouchy cunt," he finishes, grinning wildly.