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legionworld2017-04-18 04:13 pm
kingtyrantranger) wrote in legionworld2017-04-18 04:13 pm
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Jason: Episode 003 - LET'S PUNCH HITLER
Who| Jason and Gwen
What| Punching Nazis
Where| The sim room!
When| After she gets back!
Warnings/Notes| Gratuitous Nazi violence.
You know what the problem with Jason is? He grew up with 80s cartoons. He's used to fighting monsters. And he's rather patriotic. The only reason he isn't dragging the communists into this mess is because Victor's on board and he doesn't want to offend the guy if he runs across this program. It normally isn't his thing at all, but he'd promised Gwen some Hitler punching, so there they were, in the Black Forest, with Neuschwanstein looming in the distance.
...No one ever accused him of being the best when it came to geography. Jason kind of hopes that it'll knock her out of whatever funk going home brought her into, but it's probably not the best idea to tell her that. No, what he figures she needs is a bit of action. And fun. Which is probably why they don't get more than two minutes to get used to their surroundings in the darkness of the forest when ninjas attack, slinging swastika-shaped shuriken!
"Sorry!" Jason yelps, ducking behind a tree. "Must've messed up the timing! Those weren't supposed to pop up until later."
What| Punching Nazis
Where| The sim room!
When| After she gets back!
Warnings/Notes| Gratuitous Nazi violence.
You know what the problem with Jason is? He grew up with 80s cartoons. He's used to fighting monsters. And he's rather patriotic. The only reason he isn't dragging the communists into this mess is because Victor's on board and he doesn't want to offend the guy if he runs across this program. It normally isn't his thing at all, but he'd promised Gwen some Hitler punching, so there they were, in the Black Forest, with Neuschwanstein looming in the distance.
...No one ever accused him of being the best when it came to geography. Jason kind of hopes that it'll knock her out of whatever funk going home brought her into, but it's probably not the best idea to tell her that. No, what he figures she needs is a bit of action. And fun. Which is probably why they don't get more than two minutes to get used to their surroundings in the darkness of the forest when ninjas attack, slinging swastika-shaped shuriken!
"Sorry!" Jason yelps, ducking behind a tree. "Must've messed up the timing! Those weren't supposed to pop up until later."
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Bears.
So many bears.
"You know what? Fine. This is all just fine. I'm okay with everything that is happening around me right now!"
And why wouldn't she be, when she was knee deep in nazi everything.
"Never really punched a bear, though. Do koalas count, though? There was that one time..."
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Besides. How often do you get to suckerpunch a bear and have it do something other than immediately take your head off? Not often, and Jason programmed this with all of the bear punching a body could handle.
"Why would you punch a koala? They're tiny!" Says the guy who once stabbed a unicorn/pegasus.