"Well. There was this giant pig. It wore one of those Roman brush helmets and ate all of the food at our school's culture festival. And then the giant frog." He paused. "It was just a giant frog. It ate people, though." He paused, remembering it. Talk about low moments in his career. He wasn't exactly afraid of frogs, but he felt a little sorrier for the flies now. "...They got better."

Yeah. It's one of those worlds.