Dave snorts into Wash's shirt. Hospital gown. Whatever it is. "You're real quick to forget I'm taken anyway," he says dryly. "Doesn't matter if he isn't here, I'm no cheater. My love is pure and true and I will not be led astray by a DILF."

He's, uh. Still not getting off, though.

(Give him a break, he is a teensy bit emotional right now and getting hugged back is nice actually.)