"Apparently I play 'bumbling but well meaning spouse' pretty well. Reminds me why I quit dating." Keeping up with the girls had been exhausting. Parker can lie easy as breathing and Marjara? He'd been out of his depth in more ways than one.

"It was kinda fun, though. Pretending to be in a relationship. All the fun, none of the anxiety." And it is an anxious thing, being with someone, trying to keep them happy.