Wash is still trying to find his footing with South - luckily, the unsureness can be explained away with "future spoilers and timeline fuckery" instead of "turns out I killed you that one time." Thank God she doesn't know about the latter.

He catches the package, inspects it for a moment - no, he doesn't trust her not to prank him, why do you ask - then looks up at her. "This is literally the nicest thing you've ever done for me." A beat. "Though if you wanted the dick straw that badly, you could've just asked."