"He was basically homeschooled," is the best Wash can come up with, because holy shit there is very little he can give in way of honest explanation regarding Chief's past. "He hasn't seen a lot of older movies. And yeah, he's a pretty good guy. There's no one else I'd rather have at my back in a firefight." Partially because he's the fucking Master Chief, and partially because yeah, he's a great friend.

Wash blinks at the tray. "You made bunny apples."