Dave is without his normal partner in movie-watching this time around. Which is a damn shame because, besides the obvious reasons why that sucks, Clue is a fucking gem of human cinema and explaining that it was based on a board game would have been hilarious.

So Dave has gotten very cozy by himself to make up for this. He got there a bit early and snagged the best spot on the plushest couch, right up against the arm so he can do a proper comfy lean. He's arranged against the couch arm and back to further accentuate the coziness, and thoroughly burrito'd himself within a blanket.

Unfortunately, it's only after he is thoroughly nested that he realizes he didn't grab snacks and drink first. Groaning, Dave sinks further into his lean over the arm of the couch and tilts his head backwards to look up at whoever happens to be walking by.

"Wanna be my best friend?"

Somehow, he manages to deadpan and whine a little at the same time, it's unreal.