"So let me get this straight...in your universe weirdness is a force like, well, gravity that can be attracted or repelled instead of a descriptive adjective."

She climbs up onto the couch next to him as she works this out.

"And you and Mabel were involved in almost all of it, up to and including the apocalypse? Are you sure it's not you who's the weird sink?"

And then she slaps her hand to her mouth, because what an asshole thing to say to him after everything she knows. "I'm sorry, I..."