Someone absolutely did not grow up with proper parental supervision and guidance.

"I'm getting lectured for my foul mouth by a monkey." It's not a question, just the kind of general statement one needs to make out loud to really make sense of it. "I guess that really is the way my life goes these days. Also, there's that dude with the dragon that is pretty large and seems pretty goddamn unchecked to me so that ship has already sailed. It is out of port and halfway to the new world by now. Half the crew is dead of scurvy and the sailors' wives have already gotten loney and started hooking up with the farmboys for solace."

If it's any consolation, that odd tangent seems less like a direct address and more a sidethought to himself, drifting more towards aimless muttering the longer he talks.