"We're celebrities, kinda- oh. Oh no." Again that quick look up and down before it clicks and he groans, grinding the heel of his hand into his bad eye. "Aw man you're gonna get roped into it real quick, so definitely don't look at it. Something about people that come in armor really sets them off, there's already a few of us here and they just love mashing us together like barbies."

It's two parts flattering, one part weird, and a little hilarious. And mortifying. "Christ and you're tall and stoic and wear black armor. You're gonna be candy. Just- trust me and don't answer fan messages or look at fan art or. Anything."