"Don't ask me," Kon shrugs. "All I know is it ain't real. Must be good for you if they've been doing it for hundreds of years, but it all sounds pretty fishy to me."

Not that... he's had any choice but to eat it. And he's still alive, so that's probably a good sign. But still. No one told him what he was signing up for when he was forcibly kidnapped to the future to join some random superhero team. He felt cheated in so many ways.

(He's so dramatic.)