"The food's fake," he says, somewhat flippantly. It's not a very accurate description, but fortunately, he attempts to elaborate. "I mean, vegan food's alright, but it's not as good as the real thing. I may never eat a real burger again."

What a cruel life Superboy leads, honestly. He was given a taste of the joy that is fast food before he was whisked away to the future where everything is healthy, it's the worst.

"And TV is television. You know, those screens with moving pictures on 'em and stuff. I guess it ain't all screens, though..."

There were holograms, too, and how was he supposed to describe those besides 'not real'? He wasn't any good at this. There's a reason he's a clone of Superman and not Batman.