And at seven, like a grainy bigfoot sighting on a forgotten trailcam, the Chief appears.

He's still not entirely sure how this happened to him. He agreed, though, so he brought this on himself.

It's not that getting invited to do something isn't nice, it's just weird and he doesn't have much practice being a person that gets invited to do things.

He drifts in and, for a moment, looks a bit like the kid that walked into what is clearly a philosophy lecture while trying to get to Calc I.