"Well, I don't quite understand them all but that's probably because I'm still a Private. Sarge got promoted to Colonel and even Grif and Simmons made Captain." A frown. "Man, I am behind. I really need to start catching up before someone comes in and tries to usurp my place!" He sounds a little too worried.

"But how am I supposed to sharpen my skills in a place like this?! They don't even let us carry around live ammo. Man, this place sucks."