"Well, Tex wanted to be Queen of the Universe and tried to take out the competition early on, but," his voice lowers, "Oo-Ohh, I showed her! Then there was Sister who crushed me with ship, and later there was Lopez head with the gun rail, AND AFTER THAT the alien who tried to eat me. Can't forget about Wash or the army of angry Tex robots. Oh! And the time with Locus when I tried negotiating a deal in Spanish and...."

He frowns, scratching his head. "Hmm... now that you mention it I have had a lot of close calls, but I don't know why." He shrugs. "All I've ever done was follow Sarge's teachings."