That was not a question he expected to hear and the unexpectedness, combined with the fact his mom and dad had parked his butt in church every Sunday growing up, actually made him giggle. Not chuckle, outright giggle.
Because now he was imagining Jesus and Thor in a knock down, drag-out fight, cross versus hammer.
"To be fair, kicking over tables and chasing people with a whip wasn't really out of the question for Jesus, but no, Jesus never showed up and fought people."
At least as far as he knew.
"Mostly it's been gods of dead religions showing up and some of them helping humanity fight against the villains that try to hurt people." Oh. Oh, maybe he shouldn't, uh, word it that way. "Uh, that is, religions that don't really have many believers anymore. A lot of the peoples that used to believe in them sort of...just changed over time. Like, I think, over time, a lot of Norse converted to Christianity. They didn't, y'know, actually die or anything."
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Because now he was imagining Jesus and Thor in a knock down, drag-out fight, cross versus hammer.
"To be fair, kicking over tables and chasing people with a whip wasn't really out of the question for Jesus, but no, Jesus never showed up and fought people."
At least as far as he knew.
"Mostly it's been gods of dead religions showing up and some of them helping humanity fight against the villains that try to hurt people." Oh. Oh, maybe he shouldn't, uh, word it that way. "Uh, that is, religions that don't really have many believers anymore. A lot of the peoples that used to believe in them sort of...just changed over time. Like, I think, over time, a lot of Norse converted to Christianity. They didn't, y'know, actually die or anything."